i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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