I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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