Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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