i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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