My brain says no but my pants say off.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
