hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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