She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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