Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just tell him i said nine months
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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