You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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