Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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