the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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