So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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