what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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