life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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