Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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