whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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