when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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