I seem to have left my pride at pride
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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