she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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