Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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