bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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