I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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