I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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