no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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