Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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