Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
We just shotgunned beers for America
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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