Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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