...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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