girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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