hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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