I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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