Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
