I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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