Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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