also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
