aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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