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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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