did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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