"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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