Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Couch. On fire.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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