I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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