Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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