Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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