This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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