One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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