Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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