She's JV to your varsity
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I deserve this hangover.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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