I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
do nipples grow back?
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