remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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