I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Oh god it's open bar.
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