Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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