I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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