I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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