im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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