did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize