My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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