No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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