That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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